My brain says no but my pants say off.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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