Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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