Your mouth is God's brothel.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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