yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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