I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%