so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park