Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo