God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?