Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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