try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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