Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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