Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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