Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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