so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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