i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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