And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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