He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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