the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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