I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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