how can u be prego again
Sponge bath it is.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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