How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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