So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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