will power is for people who don't want to get laid
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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