Sponge bath it is.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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