I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
