U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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