i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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