just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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Boobs are out for the taking
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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