There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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