I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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