fuck your aforementioned shoe
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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