I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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