We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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