I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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