I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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