you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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