so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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