first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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