I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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