the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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