would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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