but the lizard people decide everything anyway
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Randomize
