What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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