We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
