i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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