As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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