True but thats because hes a fetus.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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