: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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