no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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