I got chris browned last night
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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