i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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