He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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