the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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Can I color on your dick again?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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