I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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