the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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