Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I enjoy the company of your penis
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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