I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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